Please God

Make this a reality

I need Kobe in a Bulls jersey. Mr. Paxson please figure out a way to pull the trigger on this. The Bears suck. The Blackhawks suck. The Cubs will always suck. Chicago needs this right now. I understand the Bulls have been building a solid young core with only one retarded contract (Big Ben's), but you don't pass up on getting the greatest player in the game. It's 1:30 in the morning and I can't sleep just thinking about Kobe practicing in the Berto center, let alone coming out of the tunnel in the United Center. If Kobe, Kirk, Luol, Tyrus and Joakim become a reality I will watch WGN like it's porn (make what you want of that line).