Two weeks ago I was playing tour guide to my friend who was visiting New York City. It was his first time in the city and whenever I am showing somebody the city I like to stretch the truth a little bit.
When we walked to ground zero I told him that he just missed out. "If you would have came here last week, you could have seen the Twin Towers, but they just took them down for an episode of 'Entourage.' It was something about their shadow messing up a shot of Vince."
Then we sat on some steps of a building just east of the WTC site for some heavy thinking. And so my friend could call a stripper he is kinda in love with. I personally do not like strippers, although I am sure some are good people, but my friend loves strippers. Not in the silly, ironic way I love Cameron Giles, but he genuinely loves strippers. To each their own.
Then as I sat on the steps pondering how I could tie Turtle into my poor Twin Towers joke and still be respectful of the thousands who lost their lives, my train of thought was broken by a security guard.
"Hey is that a River Plate jersey?" he asked in reference to the Boca Juniors jersey I wore.
"No, it's a Boca jersey," I responded.
"(laughs) I know I was just giving you a hard time," he said, before offering an unsolicited history lesson on soccer in Buenos Aires.
"Are you from Argentina?" I asked, knowing damn well he was not from Argentina and that he was probably from Haiti.
"No, I'm from Haiti, but I'm just a big soccer fan," he said.
"Cool," I said before shaking his hand and wishing him a good day.
Then he continued to yell at people who were trying to take pictures of the WTC site over the fence that surrounds the construction zone. I'm not sure what good that does, since there hundreds of other ways to get pictures of the construction site. But I am glad to know that a cool Haitian guy who is so knowledgeable on Argentine soccer is doing his part to prevent future terrorism.
And that was my day two weeks ago. Maybe I will catch up on other silly, worthless anecdotes I have not blogged about another day.
note: the photo above is not the nice security guard, but someone who came up on a Google image search of 'Haiti'