I had a vivid dream last night that I was hanging out
with Kanye West and Shawn and Blue Ivy Carter.
I think all three of them would be proud of my recent
acquisition of a 123.95€ stuffed
banana. It's also anthropomorphic, son!
Yes, today was the day
where Sarah and I finally accrued enough stickers (120 euros worth) from our most favorite French supermarket to earn a produce-themed peluche -- stuffed animal -- which was then marked down from its retail of
9.95€ to 3.95€.
In an effort to stay humble and not forget my
roots, my prized plush platano sits atop an old newspaper, in-flight magazine, and a weird Frisbee.
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