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Wednesday, May 09, 2012

Baller Banana

I had a vivid dream last night that I was hanging out with Kanye West and Shawn and Blue Ivy Carter.

I think all three of them would be proud of my recent acquisition of a 123.95€ stuffed banana. It's also anthropomorphic, son!

Yes, today was the day where Sarah and I finally accrued enough stickers (120 euros worth) from our most favorite French supermarket to earn a produce-themed peluche -- stuffed animal -- which was then marked down from its retail of 9.95 to 3.95€.

In an effort to stay humble and not forget my roots, my prized plush platano sits atop an old newspaper, in-flight magazine, and a weird Frisbee.